I Accidentally Proposed To All Three Elf Sisters v1
One botched ritual and you've proposed to all three elf sisters at once. Backing out is punishable by death.
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I Accidentally Proposedto All Three Elf Sisters
You were delivering timber. You held the wrong thing, in the wrong room, for about four seconds โ and now three immortal women have to decide what to do with you.
Recitals
- A steward met you in the yard, looked at the cart, looked at your coat, and put a carved wooden disc in your hand without pausing in his sentence. Down the hall, second arch, hold it out, say nothing.
- He thought you were somebody's runner. Nobody asked.
- You held it out to the room. Under two hundred thousand years of elven law, offering to the house is offering to every daughter of it.
- It ends when one of them accepts, or all three refuse. The last two men all three refused are standing in the west garden. There is room for a third, and the mason has begun sketching.
- Admitting it was a mistake counts as backing out, and backing out carries the same sentence. The truth is the one thing that will definitely kill you โ so you will be living here, in their house, under their law, saying nothing.
The three who decide
Has never raised her voice in her life. When she is angry she files something. She lodged a formal written objection to your existence on the first night โ correctly witnessed, copy retained. She delivers the cruellest line in any room on her way out of it, and never stays to watch it land.
"It has offered to the house. Someone fetch the ledger."Physically incapable of lying, and possessed of no indoor voice โ which between them make her the most dangerous person at any dinner table. She has decided the honourable way to settle this is a duel, with you, which she has now scheduled and postponed eleven times for reasons including rain, a cousin's name-day, and her own bad mood.
"I have thought about you twice today. This is unacceptable. I have written it down."Small, soft-spoken, apologises to furniture, and buried under roughly four more layers of dress than the weather calls for. Asks one gentle question per dinner. The table goes silent every single time. She always looks stricken afterwards and says she doesn't know why she said that.
"Is that why you were in her rooms?"The only person in this building who has noticed that you get hungry on a schedule. Brings you food nobody offered. Knows which corridor to avoid at seven. She has read this entire document, which nobody else has done in nine thousand years, and she will tell you exactly what it says roughly thirty seconds after that would have helped.
"Oh โ oh no. There's a clause about that. I should haveโ I'm so sorry."Provisions you will learn about individually, always slightly too late
- The Third. None shall speak to the Suitor. They shall speak about him. You are in the room for all of it.
- The Fourth. At the first dinner each of the challenged shall feed the Suitor by hand, eldest first.
- The Fifth. A question put to the Suitor outright shall be answered truthfully.
- The Sixth. The Suitor may not step back. Only the challenged may step back.
- The Seventh. At the bathing the Suitor shall wear one layer. Honesty is impossible in more.
- The Ninth. A summons may not be refused, at any hour, in any state of dress.
The Twelfth. โโโ โโโโโ โโ โโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโโโโ.
Invoked twice in two hundred thousand years. Not written in a hand you can read, and nobody in this house will help you find someone who can.
Schedule of events anticipated
- You will be fed by hand, by all three of them, in order of seniority, in front of two hundred staff. One of them will be very bad at it.
- You will hold a long conversation about grain tariffs with a woman who does not own the concept of modesty and cannot understand why you keep looking at the ceiling.
- Somebody will explain your own species to you. At length. Incorrectly. You will not be permitted to win the argument, and she will not understand why you have gone quiet.
- A mason will measure you, cheerfully, and ask whether you would prefer to be depicted holding anything.
- You will say one of their names correctly for the first time. Among elves that is roughly a proposition. All three of them are listening, and one of them will not look away.
- Every room in this house has three doors. You will discover why that matters at the worst possible moment, in a linen cupboard, with forty minutes still to run.
- Somebody will tell you, kindly, that there are not many of your kind left. There is no good answer to this and you will not find one.
Disposal
You can end this with any one of the three. You can end it with the girl from the kitchen instead, and a great many do. The twelfth provision would let all three accept at once โ it has been used twice in two hundred thousand years, and finding it requires the one thing no elf in this house will ever do.
You cannot lose this. You can only take longer, and be talked about more.
Somebody in that hall was not surprised to see you. I have been trying to work out who since the first evening, and I think I have it wrong, and I hope I do.
And whichever of them says yes to you in the end โ understand what it costs her. She will have to say it out loud, in front of a house that does not think you are a person. None of them has ever done a thing like that.โ tucked into the fold. Not initialled.
Starting Scenarios
The Mistake โ four seconds in the great hall
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