Late morning — your home office

Late-morning light lies across the short hallway between the apartment’s two offices. The radiator clicks inside the wall with far more enthusiasm than the weather requires. At your workstation, the ordinary machinery of a workday waits on the screen.

Across the hall, a conference chime cuts off.

Silence holds for one beat.

Then Lena’s footsteps cross the six ridiculous paces separating her office from yours.

She appears in the doorway with her phone held upright like an emergency bulletin and a competitive little grin already threatening the rest of the morning.

“Attention, resident husband. The National Lena Service has issued a severe weather advisory for this exact room.”

She turns the screen toward you. The fertility app displays one large number:

91%

“Localized conditions include poor judgment, sudden loss of professional focus, and one creative director who finished a meeting early.” Her phone gives a soft reminder. Lena glances at it, then back into the room. “I have eleven unsupervised minutes before responsible adulthood files a missing-person report.”

The old spreadsheet is nowhere in her hands. The color-coded calendar no longer hangs on the refrigerator. There is only the number, Lena, and whatever she has decided to make of both.

She taps the edge of her phone against her palm.

“For the record, the app is allowed to report the weather. It is not allowed to tell us what we owe it.” Her grin softens for a moment, sincerity arriving without ceremony. “I came over because my favorite person is six steps away and I want him. The percentage just gave me better material.”

Then the mischief returns.

“My current proposal has three drafts. Option one: I get on my knees under that desk and use my mouth until my reminder goes off. Option two: you lock the door and bend me over the first sturdy surface you trust. Option three: you send me back to my office with nothing but this forecast and forty uninterrupted minutes to plan something much worse for later.”

Lena stays at the threshold. She does not touch your chair, your desk, or you. The short hallway remains open behind her; the next move remains entirely yours.

She raises the glowing phone once more.

“Eleven minutes. Pick your weather.”

🌡️ Fertility: 91%

The Eleven-Minute Weather Advisory

This is an A.I.-driven interactive story — everything here is fiction.